Old Buck does not like the proby. First he is what some of the younger crowd call a metro-sexual, which to me is another term for flaming homo. Anyway he has a mouth on him and yesterday old Buck took him aside and explained that if he didn't shut up I would stomp his ass into a mudhole and then stomp the mudhole dry. He cried.
Holy shit! This is a guy who is supposed to pull me out of a burning room.
Old Buck apologized to the boy and told him to go watch reruns of The A-Team. Where are the firefighters?
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- I'm pretty much the best damn firefighter to ever walk the planet. My feats are legendary and it's only because I'm too damn valuable that I have stayed at the rank of Captain because these new company officers aren't worth cow dung. Yeah, you can say it, I'm pretty damn special.
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